when you gotta take a crap....

[summoner21]

or a piss, and your onstage, what do you do?

[lp_man]

Well, you are pretty ****t really...

[Saeptus]

Piss and crap before you go on stage and then don't drink anything while you're playing.

[devankdevank]

Hold it in. Or else piss yourself. Either way you'll have a story.

[michael-callari]

Just do what GG Allin did. Crap and piss on stage!! Oh, uh, he's dead by the way.:D

[Fritz Hell]

Strapping Young Lad mentioned a certain product called the, "Strapping Young Colostomy Bag."

[Dan the Man]

Dimebag Darrell had to do it in a bucket once.

[live4guitar]

Buy a good wireless system. Then when you have to go you can go without having to stop playing.

[Talent?!]

Originally posted by live4guitar
Buy a good wireless system. Then when you have to go you can go without having to stop playing.

Buy a Les Paul. Spinal Tap style.

[Dillholio]

Originally posted by Dan the Man
Dimebag Darrell had to do it in a bucket once.
Deuce in a bucket!

Sounds like a metal record.

[thefobia]

Really now? Tsk.
Put your hand up, until someone asks what you are doing. Reply "Can I go to the toilet please miss?".:rolleyes:

Im sure you are old enough to either hold it in or go to the toilet before hand.

Also, I find that doing a monster turd before you go onstage refreshes you for the performance.:)

[SGROCKER0791]

Originally posted by Dan the Man
Dimebag Darrell had to do it in a bucket once.

Oh, in GW. He ate Taco Bell and something did not go down his system to well. Like DB said, it was a "s**ty show"! :D

[DuoSonicII]

Here's an idea for you:

Oops! I Crapped My Pants (http://hillison.com/snl/oopsicrappedmypants.html)

[SFP]

Take a dump and do vocals/instrument from the bathroom with a walkie talkie to the microphone. That's what Beck did and now he's a multi-billionaire!

[Aenima9990]

whoa, ive never had to do either while on stage. Kinda weird now that i think about it. But i would do what the fobia suggested.

[ClaytonM TKW]

I'm pretty sure beck is not a multi-billionaire...or millionaire...

[diagnosisgtr]

I just have a cut off time for eating and drinking before shows. Hasn't failed me once thus far.

[SFP]

Originally posted by ClaytonM TKW
I'm pretty sure beck is not a multi-billionaire...or millionaire...
He does own a profitable beer franchise, so I wouldn't be surprised if he was a multi-trillionaire!!:eek: :eek:

[SFP]

Originally posted by ClaytonM TKW
I'm pretty sure beck is not a multi-billionaire...or millionaire...
He does own a profitable beer franchise, so I wouldn't be surprised if he was a multi-trillionaire!!:eek: :eek: